mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

image

nintendontdodrugs:

here, have hank hill singing turn down for what.

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

buttchunks:

Starships were meant to fly

meloffline:

Starbucks’ new barista

meloffline:

Starbucks’ new barista

Anonymous asked:
what kind of cereal you eating

Cum

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Sandro Botticelli

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Sandro Botticelli

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck